Really, everything was perfect. Hollywood-ish perfect.
But ofcourse, i just had to mess things up :(
SCENE 1:
It was the day my results were declared. I had done quite good. The "oh-wow" glances and the patting-on-the-back felt mega cool, and i was basking under the spotlight.
Yeah i was pretty tired too, what with all the excitement and running to the school to collect the marksheet. So i thought just a quick nap couldn't possibly hurt.
The vibration of my phone under the pillow punctured my sleep. I reached for it, and hit the "answer" button. Ofcourse my eyes were too tired to even open up and check the ID.
The Voice: "Hello Ritupriya, how did your results turn out?"
Me: "Ummmm....pretty good" *yawn*
(did i meantion that the voice sounded like of a Y-chromosome bearer's?)
The Voice: "Well, could you be a bit more specific?"
Me: "Duh yes..maths: 96, Physical science: 97, Bio: 94, anything else?"
The Voice: "OH wow..that is superb! Congratulations!"
That was when i lost it.completely.
Me: "Thanks a lot, sweeeeeeety." (yes, i did stress on the 'e' that way)
The Voice: "Ummmm...Ritupriya, you all right?"
Me: "Ofcourse, now that you called"
The Voice: "you know what? i'll hang up now. see you in class on Wednesday."
Me: "I cant wait."
And i hung up
***************
SCENE 2:
My sister and i were watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Di: "Who called today?"
Me: "Huh?"
Di: "Who called you when you were sleeping? You talked for a while."
Me: "Someone called?Who?"
Di: "Dumbo."
That was when it ALL came back, rushing into my brain. The conversation. The Voice.
I rushed into my room and snatched up my phone and hit "Call Log".
Received Calls:
Chemistry Sir.
6:07 pm.
Call duration: 00:01:17
OH.MY.GAWD.
It's Saturday today. I intend to live my life to the fullest in the next 4 days. I will miss every bit of being alive. Just want to let all of you know: I completely love you.
Take care people. Pray for my soul.
Love you all.
Toodles.
**praying for you**
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS :P :P
this is out of the world :P
Can't stop laughing......LOL
really its not that funny :(
ReplyDeletebut,ty bud :)
ROFL...i wanna be sympathetic 2 u but all i can do is laugh like crazy!! :D
ReplyDeletei will surely put up an understanding face the moment i manage 2 pull myself up from the floor where i had obviously landed with all the hyper laughing! :D:D
@ bluntedges~ just imagine, i have only 2 days left to live, and this is all th support i get from my chams...
ReplyDeletereally, i'm a poor, poor soul :(
@ridsi: enjoy these two days :P ..I am still laughing thinking about it..i hope there is post about wednesday!! :P :P
ReplyDelete@ turbulentmind~ if i survive it, i'll make a post and name it "joy to the world, the queen is still alive" :P
ReplyDeletesure..can't wait :P :P
ReplyDeleteHi:)
ReplyDeleteI bumped into your blog, via that comment you left on mine.
Shit this was SO funny! Haha, dang it, I totally am praying for you =P
So I like your blog! And I'm following you now. Feel free to return the favor,
and I really do hope we keep in touch.
Cheers! :)
Oh and a big congratulations on the brilliant marksheet ;)
@ nil~ really thanks a lot for all the compliments...but even a brilliant marksheet fails to lift my spirit...
ReplyDeleteu guessed it...its the D-day today :(
6pm is when i bid the world adieu :(
(ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN MY LAB WITH PEOPLE WATCHING ME WEIRDLY)
ReplyDelete"sweeety" man-o-man!!! he is shit scared!!!
being a chemistry teacher!! good
student scoring awsome marks!! great
getting half molested by student on phone!! priceles!!
HAHAHAHA!! :))
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!
:)
@buckingfastard and tbp {nickname ;)}~ u have NO idea how EMBARRASING it was on wednesday..it was the face-off, i was completely dying.
ReplyDeleteall i managed to say was, "ermmmm...sir, about that day, i was kinda sleeping, and...ermmmm..i mean, i had lost it too.sorry."
sir~ "well, i thought the explanation would be sumthng like dis. given WHO u are.no bother, i understand" *heartwarming smile*
*awkward pause*
"just make sure u dont sleep anywhere near ur cellphone from now on"
And i officially named myself a retard.right there.